Has there ever, in the history of the world, been a more fabulously useful tool, or a more efficient time-waster, than the Internet?
Well, these are some of my favorite places to waste time...
Things You Don't Really NEED to Know But Want to Anyway
Useless Information "Stuff you never needed to know but your life would be incomplete without."
The Interfaith Calendar will tell you the date of Yom Kippur...or Ramadan...or the Beheading of St John the Baptist...for the next five years
The Earth Calendar is another daybook of holidays and celebrations around the world.
And for the truly insatiable calendar freak, The Calendar Zone has them all--lunar info and sky calendars, cultural and religious calendars, historical calendars, calendar software, and if that's not enough, links to other calendar sites.
Joey Green's Wacky Uses will tell you all the other uses for familiar products--ChapStik for auto maintenance, Jell-O as a hair care product, vodka for neutralizing jellyfish stings, and more.
The Darwin Awards chronicle the many creative ways in which people have found to kill themselves, thereby proving Darwin right again and again about survival of the fittest.
Keirsey Temperament Sorter a Jungian personality test, based on the Myers-Briggs Type Inventory. Most recently, I've scored INFP (an interesting trend, since I started out an ENFP. Seems like I'm getting more introverted--or, more likely, more honest about it--as I get older.)
The Kingdomality Personal Preference Profile is another entertaining little personality test intended to tell you about the kind of work you're best suited for. It seems I have a bright future as a shepherd.
Ever wonder just who is your inner rock star? or are you a sex god/goddess? or are you millionaire material? Emode.com's highly scientific tests will tell you.
How Things Work is a site where you can ask a question about "the physics of everyday life" and Louis A. Bloomfield, Professor of Physics at the University of Virginia, will try to answer it.
The Wacky Patent of the Month is devoted to recognizing selected inventors and their remarkable and unconventional patented inventions.
Totally Absurd Inventions I don't know, the world might just be ready for a 12 gauge golf club.
Finally, an answer to the age-old question...just what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
How many American cockroaches are equal to one Panama Canal? A blue whale is equivalent to how many Tom Cruises? The WeirdConverter
will tell you!
You never know what's hidden on your CDs, software, DVDs, even books--until you look them up on The Easter Egg Archive and find out.
DisturbingAuctions.com The only thing weirder than what people will sell on eBay is what people will buy.
How do I swear in foreign languages? (in case you ever need to say derogatory things about the private parts of someone's mother, in Korean)
Handy Latin Phrases tells you how to say things like "Eat my shorts" or "The designated hitter rule has got to go" with a classical flair. Likewise, Fun Latin lets you learn to make profound statements like "Radicitus, comes!"("Really Rad, dude!") and "Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum" ("Garbage in, garbage out.")
.The concept of the "I Can Eat Glass" Project is simple-- to compile a list of ways to say the phrase "I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me" in various languages. The answer to the question "WHY??!?" is not so simple.
You can learn to say all sorts of random things in many languages at They Thought You'd Say This, a collection of unlikely phrases from real phrasebooks.
Or, for something less profane...The Holy Bible in Pig Latin
And, if you've been wondering what a rooster says in Estonian, or a gibbon says in Thai, Sounds of the World's Animals will tell you!
But you don't need to actually speak the language--Cop the Parisian Attitude shows you how to use rude gestures just like a native!
Haven't you been wondering what does your phone number spell?
Zap2It.com, formerly UltimateTV.com, is "your guide to what's onscreen" on TV, in the movies, and on the Internet
Internet Movie Database a database of thousands upon thousands of films--searchable by title, actor, director, writer, crew, genre, character name, location, and more
The Ultimate Band List From "Acoustic" to "Zydeco", this site has information and links on just about everything to do with pop music.
And once you've found your favorite artist here, Pollstar might tell you when and where you can see them performing live.
And if you wonder how they came to be called that, consult Origins of Band Names.
But if your favorite band is really obscure, their only claim to fame might be to show up on The Canonical List of Weird Band Names
KissThisGuy.com: The Archive of Misheard Lyrics serves as a warning to singers: ENUNCIATE!!
Weird Science
Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches
And, for those who just can't get enough of torturing marshmallow animals, there's Peep Research
...and another take on Peeps Research
But some people are morally opposed to the exploitation and torture of innocent Peeps in the name of so-called science...and these people have joined together with one mission in mind: Ban Peeps Research!
Unwise Microwave Oven Experiments
No, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus
The Inscrutable 8-Ball Revealed
Tale of the Radioactive Boy Scout This sounded so much like a classic urban legend that my husband had to research it...and it appears to be true (or at least, the local papers reported the bare-bones facts of the incident!)
The Joy of Sexual Physics explores important questions like sex at the speed of light, relativistic penile length enhancement, and the wormhole-assisted masturbation technique
Feline Reactions to Bearded Men
Molecules With Silly Or Unusual Names Who says chemists don't have a sense of humor?
Physics Limericks Who says physicists don't have a sense of humor, or a literary sense?
Magnetic resonance imaging of male and female genitals during coitus and female sexual arousal Who says M.D.'s (not to mention medical journal editors) don't have a sense of humor, or a dirty mind?
The Pi Trainer Who says mathematicians don't have a sense of humor, or much of a life? Well, okay, I guess this site doesn't really prove they do...
Traffic Waves: Physics for Bored Commuters
The Traffic Cone Preservation Society "By preserving and studying these 'Helpers of Humanity,' we hope to allow future generations the opportunity to enjoy these magnificent creatures in their natural habitats."
The Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy What do you call it?
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches the Benny & Joon Way an effort to replicate a classic experiment
The Annals of Improbable Research (from the folks who bring you the Ig Nobel Prize)
SCIgen--An Automatic Computer Science Paper Generator Don't laugh--a paper created by this program got accepted for presentation at a professional conference in 2005!
Science Made Stupid The Scout Report says "If science were model glue, the netsurfers hanging out at this tube of a site would be sniffers, not modelmakers." What more do you need to know?
Kitchen Chemistry Do-it-yourself superballs, glue, and slime!
Bizarre Stuff You Can Make in Your Kitchen includes dancing raisins, a solar oven, secret message eggs, and an electric lemon.
Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide Are your home and family threatened by this insidious, lethal chemical compound?
Geek Humor
The Illustrated Guide To Breaking Your Computer"When you work in a job using computers long enough, you develop a certain anxious feeling which can pretty much only be cured by beating the hell out of a computer or two..."
Primat Apelogic One of the most satisfying uses of Flash animation I've seen
Hardware Abuse "Some of the things people do to computers is downright painful."
Computer Rage Stories of users who've just had enough (and ideas for new acts of mayhem!)
The Disgruntled Tech's Tech Support Calls Tech support fights back
Geoffrey's Geek Guide "The weekly guide to what's chic in unmitigated geek."
Toxic Custard Dictionary of Computing
Are YOU a nerd? Take the Infamous Nerdity Test and you will determine "your current nerdity quotient (from 0% to 100%), with 100% roughly corresponding to a pile of sludge unable to communicate with anything human except through a device that is a miracle of modern engineering."
Or, try the Geek Test to learn whether you rate Geekish Tendencies, Total Geek, Major Geek, Super Geek, or Geek God.
Some people think there are FAR too many of those damned ribbon campaigns (you know, red for AIDS awareness, blue for Internet free speech, pink for breast cancer research, yellow for supporting the troops, etc. etc.) around. If you're not among them, the Amazing Ribbon-o-Matic will help you generate ribbons for your web pages to your heart's content.
Or, if you don't see enough annoying error messages on your computer, Make Your Own Error Messages lets you create your own!
The Most Neglected Site on the Web My site might have qualified until I got around to updating it recently, but now, this is the reigning champ.
Virtual Postcards and Gifts to send to someone you like...online...FREE!
Blue Mountain Arts' Electronic Greeting Cards
RetroRaunch Post Office Vintage naughty photos
Comics Online
Too Much Coffee Man dark, cynical, and more than a little warped...my kind of comic!
The Parking Lot is Full another sick, sick SICK little comic. I LOVE it!
Sinfest yet another dark, twisted, funny-as-hell comic
Marlys Magazine is the home of Linda Barry's fabulous Ernie Pook's Comeek
Rejected "Love Is..." Comics Enjoy it while you can--this site is probably as doomed as the delightfully twisted Dysfunctional Family Circus, which got taken down under threat of legal action.
Funny Times a monthly collection of "the best in the cartoon and humor world"
If There Is a Hell, They're Going Straight To It!
WARNING: These next few sites are likely to offend some people, particularly if references to sex, or religious jokes, or religious jokes involving references to sex, are not your cup of tea. I'm not even a Christian and some of them offended me. They also made me laugh. A LOT. So go ahead, click on the links...you KNOW you want to! Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Citizens for Literary Standards in Schools Of course, these folks think they're doing God's work here. But in documenting what they define as indecency in books used in their local public schools--in loving, exhaustive detail, removed from any context where it made any sense--they've created one really filthy website!
JesusPets.com If Jesus returns tonight, and you're taken up to Heaven, who will feed your pets tomorrow? This world-wide partnership of sinners (atheists, agnostics, Jews, Muslims, pagans, and other non-Christians) is dedicated to caring for the abandoned pets of born-again Christians in the event of the Rapture. I think that's darned thoughtful, actually...but there are probably fundamentalist Christians who won't agree.
GoingJesus.com Okay, this one probably isn't damned for all time. She seems to be a devoted Christian (of the non-ranting-and foaming-at-the-mouth-fundie variety). Hell, she's a church secretary! But that doesn't stop her from pointing out that "He died to take away your sins, not your taste," or from showing us some some choice examples of Truly Awful Christian Art and Nicknacks (check out Angels We Have Heard Are High, Cavalcade of Bad Nativities, The Passion of the Tchotchke, and Stations of the Kitsch). She also sells "WTFWJD?" t-shirts. I like this woman.
...but you might go to Hell, depending on how blasphemous and offensive you get with the Church Sign Generator!
Everybody Needs a Hobby, I Guess...
Barney Smith's Toilet Seat Art Museum
The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum Who knew that so many people were so into potty-related collectibles?
My Unusual Fortune Cookie Collection
Becky's Banana Sticker Bananza
Gary Duschel's Guinness World Record Gum Wrapper Chain
Ian's Shoelace Site Bringing you the fun, fashion and science of shoelaces
Maurice Bennett--The Toastman of New Zealand--creates art from toast and burnt objects. Well...why not?
If you don't have enough really, really disturbing things in your home or office, the Thing in a Jar
Pictures of Pennies Lots and lots of pennies. Stacks and stacks and STACKS of pennies...
Mooning Amtrak more folks with unique pastimes
At WillItBlend.com, the folks who make Blendtec blenders like to demonstrate how sturdy and powerful their machines are--by blending things like golf clubs, cassette tapes, hockey pucks, and an iPod.
DeadBodyGuy.com"Help me live my dream..."
Where's George? With just a pen (or, if you really get serious, a rubber stamp) and the time to enter the serial number of every bill in your wallet, you, too can join the obsessed and addicted crowd at this oddly compelling site.
Or, if you're looking for a new hobby, The Barbie Liberation Organization can help you learn this one.
Cluster Ballooning But if you decide to try this, it wasn't my idea. You're strictly on your own.
Extreme Ironing Another daring and dangerous new sport.
Cheese Racing "This is the official homepage of the exciting cutting edge sport known as Cheese Racing. Here you will find everything you need to know about this deceptively simple, yet addictive and fiercely competitive sport."
Lock-picking as a sport? Sure it is--just ask TOOOL (The Open Organisation Of Lockpickers), who bill themselves as "the most well-behaved sporting association in the Netherlands."
Fun With Death
Whatever happened to old what's-his-name? Find out here! The Dead People Server is simply "a list of interesting celebrities who are, or might plausibly be, dead."
But even after you've verified that they're no longer with us, you can still visit them! Check out Find-a-Grave, a list of the final resting places of over 1,000 noteworthy people, searchable by name or location.
If you'd like to know their last words in this life, you may find them on Famous Last Words, Last Words, or Rotten.com.
Celebrity Dead Pool Or, you can turn celebrity death into a competitive sport
And if you want to stay right up-to-date on your standings in the pool, the CelebrityDeathBeeper emails you when a celebrity or sports figure dies.
What's going to become of you when you die? No, I don't mean the afterlife (if there is one), I mean, what are they going to do with your earthly remains? Here are a few original ideas if you plan to be cremated...
Space Services, Inc. will launch a sample of your ashes into space.
The Eternal Ascent Society will send them up attached to a helium balloon (biodegradable, of course) that will automatically pop and scatter them when it reaches 30,000 feet.
Or, for a more conventional last ride, Airway to Heaven will dump them from an airplane, while SeaServices will throw them overboard off a boat.
Eternal Reefs, Inc. will make you into part of an artificial reef that forms a habitat for marine life.
Heavens Above Fireworks and Angel's Flight will blast a little bit of you up the air as part of a fireworks display.
Jewelry Keepsakes.com will enclose your ashes in a piece of jewelry for a loved one to wear, should any of them be so inclined. But LifeGem will compress them into a synthetic diamond, letting you actually become a jewel.
Memory Glass will put your ashes inside a handcrafted glass paperweight or pendant.
Or, if you prefer ceramics as a final resting place, Villa Delirium Delftworks can make you into a a lovely hand-painted commutative portrait plate or vase of SPONE® china. Or, if your survivors are more the crafty, do-it-yourself type, the helpful folks on the CLAYART message board have provided this recipe for Human Ash Glaze for their handmade pottery.
Ashes to Portraits can add your ashes to a special mixture of oil paint and use you to paint a portrait.
Floramorial will convert your ashes into a planting medium (a.k.a. dirt) that's loaded with nutrients and suitable for growing a wide variety of memorial plants.
Everlasting Memories, Inc. has a number of interesting containers to store your ashes--from a Harley gas tank to a teddy bear (custom made and dressed in your old clothes).
If you're a die-hard baseball fan, Eternal Images has MLB-authorized urns decorated with official team colors and logos. They stand atop a home plate-shaped base and have a place to display a favorite keepsake baseball on top. Initially, they're only releasing designs featuring eight teams, so if your team isn't among them, you'll just have to hang on until they get around to making it.
Creative Cremains can make a one-of-a-kind container for your ashes. You can spend eternity as a garden statue, or a ceramic tchotchke, or inside a bowling pin or a violin, or anything else you or your survivors can dream up, and pay for.
For something a little more highbrow, Art Honors Life is a new gallery that carries funerary urns, vessels and other personal memorial objects created by contemporary artists. Among the artists whose work they offer is Nadine Jarvis, whose works include Rest in Pieces, a ceramic globe that holds the ashes until the biodegradable cord holding it breaks, dropping and shattering the globe and scattering the ashes; Birdfeeders made of solid castings of bird food, beeswax and ash, which the birds eat and the indigestible (but harmless) ashes...well, they eventually get scattered by the birds, in the way that birds scatter what they've eaten; and pencils with lead that contains the ashes (they can make about 250 from the average person) that will let your friends and relations remember you as they write the Great American Novel, or their grocery list. Also available from Art Honors Life is the Urn-a-Matic, a vintage vacuum cleaner that flashes home movies on a built-in screen while playing the 1970s pop song “Seasons in the Sun.”
I do not recommend Keith Richards' method
But if you were thinking of getting Eskesen to put your ashes in a floaty pen, don't bother. I already asked. They said no.
Do you like how cremation is a quick, tidy, space-efficient way to dispose of your mortal remains, but you have some trouble with that burning part? Promessa has the answer: they'll freeze-dry you and vibrate you down to a hygienic, odorless powder which can then be buried in a biodegradable coffin. An optional shrub can be planted on top, making use of the excellent compost that you've become.
But in spite of all these interesting alternatives, most Americans still choose burial for themselves and their dearly departed, when the time comes. If you want to do the conventional thing--but not too conventional--here are some ideas for making it a memorable interment...
A few companies offer more interesting alternatives to the basic box. Colorful Coffins lives up to their name, with floral patterns, sports themes and team logos, fantasy characters, and more. Life Art tends more toward wraparound patterns of nature and scenic panoramas.
But if you're thinking altogether outside the box--or at least, outside the conventionally-shaped one--CrazyCoffins can send you off in a coffin that looks like a kite, or a skateboard, or a canal boat, or a duffel bag full of cricket gear, among others inventive designs.
The people of Ghana have taken custom coffin-building to the level of high art. In traditional Ga culture you are buried in a coffin that reflects how you earned your living and lived your life. Families seek to celebrate the life of the deceased and send them on their journey in with style and flair. eShopAfrica.com can ship you a custom-designed, handmade Ghanan wood coffin sculptured to look like a car, a cell phone, a soccer ball, a beer bottle, a chili pepper, or just about anything else you can dream up. And you can rest easy knowing these coffins are fair traded, and the builders got a reasonable price for their incredible work!
Or maybe you're the thrifty, practical sort. You'd like a coffin that you can put to use in some other way before you need it for...the inevitable. CasketFurniture.com asks, "Why buy a casket for just one day?" and offers caskets you can also use as a sofa, an entertainment center, a motorcycle trailer, or even a bed. Coffin It Up has one that doubles as a display case or a coffee table, while Bert & Bud's Vintage Coffins makes a window seat with a padded lid and storage space for other things before it's used for storing you.
Eco-burials are becoming popular. Many people like the idea of being buried in something biodegradable that makes minimal impact on the land. The manufacturer promises that the Ecopod, made from naturally hardened, 100% recycled paper, is environmentally friendly and will not pollute the atmosphere or earth. You can get it overlaid with handmade Thai paper in a plain color or a silk screened design, or in a deluxe model gilded in gold leaf and sealed with natural shellacs, and lined with feathers in a choice of colors. For something a little more Martha Stewart, Heaven on Earth has woven bamboo and willow models with lovely floral accents.
And don't forget your last ride! If a plain old hearse just won't do, Alpha 4X4 can haul you in a Zambesi Silver Land Rover Defender hearse (and a matching Land Rover limo can bring along your loved ones). MotorcycleFunerals.com has a motorcycle sidecar hearse, and you can have it pulled by your choice of bikes: a classic Triumph ("A Proper British Bike"), an American-made Harley Davidson, or 200 mph Suzuki Hayabusa (the fastest production line bike in the world, in case you're in a hurry to get where you're going). Tombstone Hearse Company also caters to the biker trade, with 19th century-style hearses powered by converted motorcycles.
But whatever they do with your remains, if you want to assure yourself a memorable sendoff, Lights Out Enterprises will help you pre-plan a unique, personalized "life celebration," including a commemorative life-bio video. MSN.com says these folks "put the fun in funerals!"
If you're a little concerned about the ability of your survivors to handle your sendoff without faux pas, you might direct them to sites like How Not to Start a Eulogy or Notes for a Future Pallbearer.
And if you want an advance look at your grave marker, the Tombstone Generator can show it to you.
It's never too soon to start planning for the inevitable, but some people prefer to avoid it as long as possible. If you'd like to know whether you still have time to fritter away, the Death Clock can give you a guesstimate of your expected day of reckoning.
Are you creeped out by now by all this talk of death and what comes after? Then why are you still reading this? On the other hand, if you're strangely intrigued, then Taphophilia.com may be just the site for you. It's described as "a repository of morbid curiosities, thanatology and taphophile issues, cemetery, funeral industry and death-related news." You will almost assuredly learn things there you didn't know, and maybe (or maybe not) didn't want to.
More Strange and Wonderful Places To Go
Wonders of the Web Animals and insect cams from around the world
Leonard's Cam World Current outdoor views of cities and other sights across the globe.
You've heard about it...you've been warned...but nothing they said could really prepare you...here it is--uncensored, explicit, raw...Smut on the Internet!!
Or check out this shocking site on great tits!
Purity Tests just how pure--or corrupt--are you?
The Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time
Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory Confused about how the world works? Why not make sense of it all with a grand conspiracy theory!
Those clever folks at Acme...not satisfied with supplying the Wile E. Coyote with all those gadgets to help him catch the Road Runner, now they're letting us all create customized, virtual candy conversation hearts, plastic labels, and license plates!
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Their theory of Intelligent Design makes just as much sense as the other one.
The Daily .Wav Sound clips galore
Tracey's Fart Farm Farting stories, farting poems, unusual and rude sound clips...plus, send a Crap-a-Gram!
Evil Sheep "Warning: The contents of this animation may not be suitable for young children or the Welsh."
Mittens the Cute Kitty bizarre, yet compelling...
It started with the Hamster Dance. There were all these cute animated rodents, see, dancing to a weird little tune that some people found infectious and others demonic. Sadly (or happily, depending on your point of view), the original Hamster Dance was gone from the Web for a long time. I've never heard the whole story, but apparently threats and litigation were involved. A weak imitation showed up in its place, with the original visuals but a modified song (I suspect it has something to do with copyrights, but probably also so the site owners can sell you this version on a CD), But now...yes, it's true! A faithful reproduction of the original Hamster Dance is back online (thanks to Howarthri for the tip!) Let's hope it lasts--otherwise, we'll have to go back to making do with other dancing things (all manner of critters and previously inanimate objects, including Satanic hamsters, exploding hamsters, cows, hippos, frogs, aliens, TV newsmen, Hervé Villechaiz, boxer shorts, and other weirdness).
You know those inspirational posters they hang on a lot of office walls, with some profound word and a high-sounding quote related to it, printed underneath some beautiful nature scene? You hate them, too? Despair, Inc. has the antidote (and they'll sell it to you on posters, calendars, mugs, notecards, award plaques, and more)
There are days on the job when nothing can inspire you like violent fantasies of revenge. For those days, there's WhackYourBoss.com.
The good folks at atom.smasher.org have created a whole raft of sites that let you create customized highway readerboards, gas station signs, Las Vegas Strip marquees, bar-b-q joint signs, graffiti, Chinese restaurant signs, and office building signs.
With the Cheese-O-Matic, you can create literary works in Easy Cheese.
Everybody needs an official seal, because...well, you just do. The Official Seal Generator
Clone Your Bone and Match Your Snatch Immortalize your naughty bits in colorful plastic.
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie "An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control"
On the Effectiveness of Aluminum Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study Now the folks at M.I.T. have gotten into the act (and concluded that aluminum foil really won't help you much).
Stop Alien Abductions Of course, everybody already knew that an aluminum foil beanie won't really stop alien mind control telepathy--for that, you need a hat made from more sophisticated materials. These helpful folks will tell you all about it.
Then again , it may be that the invasion has already begun. If that's the case, better heed the warnings here in My Little Golden Book About Zogg.
Origami Boulder Company You buy wadded up paper now!!!!
Boohbah Zone Pure mindless eye candy, but it's pretty, you know?
TheExplodingWhale.com "The definitive Exploding Whale website on the internet!" and the true story of one of the worst ideas anybody ever had.
Abuse-A-Tron If you don't get enough abuse in your normal daily life, you can get some here.
The Surrealist Compliment Generator "Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair."
Peep-o-Rama marshmallow peeps...okay, why not?
The Official Dennis Gross Memorial Sacramento Peep Off! How many could you eat?
Peep Show But some people just want to appreciate them as art. And now, Peeptacular and Peeps 2007
IFoundADuck.com Have you seen a cute little yellow rubber duckie wandering around somewhere lately? These folks may be looking for it.
The Official Rock-Paper-Scissors Strategy Guide For the person who thinks they just have to win at everything
Top Ten Cutest Kittens WARNING: do not click this link if your boss (or parents or teacher or spouse or pastor or anybody else easily offended by four-letter words) is nearby. You have been warned.
Or, ever wonder what CNN's website would sound like in Elmer Fudd? or Amazon.com's in Cockney? or this one in Pig Latin? The Dialectizer knows!
Or Gizoogle a site and make it sound like everybody's favorite over-exposed pop rapper.
Or, if you think there's not enough sleaze on the Web, the Pornolizer will turn any innocent site into foul-mouthed smut--in multiple languages.
How To Tell If Your Head's About To Blow Up It's from the Weekly World News, so it must be true!
Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character Disturbingly accurate...
World's Ugliest Toes Contest I'm not entering mine--it wouldn't be fair to blow away the other competitors like that
Boing Boing "A Directory of Wonderful Things"
Very Strange Things on the Web "Proof positive there are too many people with WAY too much time on their hands."
And if you're REALLY Bored...
MetaSpy See what topics other people are doing MetaCrawler web searches on at any given moment.
Google Fight Can Britney Spears beat Jessica Simpson? Can tofu beat steak? Can the Beatles beat God? Find out here!
Virtual Bubblewrap and Perpetual Bubblewrap because you can never have too much of the stuff
Or, if your artistic talents have a more high tech bent, there's the Internet Lite-Brite
...or there's always the classic Etch-a-Sketch
The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything
IShouldBeWorking.com's Useless Websites
Urban75: Useless Games! "Waste away vital hours with Urban75's growing collection of useless games, pointless distractions and Flash games! '...none more useless!' says US Today"
Every Second Counts How long can you play (before realizing that this is a really dumb game?)
List of Things to do When You're Bored
Gadzillions of Things to Think About Wouldn't it be difficult to read the instructions of an eye wash station when you have chemicals in your eyes?
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